[Threads @bakerstreet]

First Strike - Sonic and Saitama fight; when Sonic loses, Saitama takes him out for udon, only to be interrupted by a Very Jealous Genos.

Second Strike - Sonic attempts to take Saitama out to a Nice Restaurant.

Depowered slap fight with Saitama!

Tamed with scrap_metalGenos and averageheroSaitama.

[Threads @fortanon]

2/23 AMA
*48 Hours and this Shift Isn't Over!! GOD! AMA! with glamtrousers
*I seek to reform evil doers. Ask and receive answers. with imvho

[Musebox Threads]

Villain Saitama AU! Quickly devolves into shipping trash, and I have no regrets.

SoulGemmed TMD

[Dressing Room Threads]

~*The OT3 Shipping Continuity*~

Sonic and Genos's first dance.

The night after the party, and Sonic gets the text, "I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from."

Memes and Sundry

The Drunk Meme
*Genos is a creepy stalker
*Trying and Failing to get Saitama to Notice Me

Texts From Last Night
Texts from Sonic
*I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity.
*You were more fun when you didn't have morals.

Texts from Other People
*Saitama(averagehero): I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
*Saitama(toasters_egg): I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass.

Sundry
*Another depowered slap fight with Saitama that quickly becomes ship trash